shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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