So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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