oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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