i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I need to align my fucking chakras
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