I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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