she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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