Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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