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Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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