There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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