Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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