His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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