Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Operation Purity has been aborted
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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