I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I think your dad took our porno
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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