Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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