their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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