I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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