I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Randomize
