now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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