He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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