Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
operation harelip BJ is a go
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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