Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
So apparently I’m into choking now
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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