My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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