Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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