Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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