Little spoons don't ask big questions
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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