Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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