Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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