Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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