We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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