I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize