How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
