Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize