She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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