He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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