So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
The ass gains better be worth it
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