dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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