I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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