Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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