areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Do you remember whose house we're in?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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