I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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