At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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