I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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