oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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