i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
