we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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