How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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