She went from zero to smokin in five shots
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
