is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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