I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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