Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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