I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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