she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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